The truth hurts, in relationships

2012
01.04

The truth hurts…

 

 

$50 Lesson

2011
12.26
I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday.Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied, “I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.” Her parents beamed with pride.”Wow…what a worthy goal,” I told her, “but you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.”

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”

Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.

Meme, the truth hurts

2011
12.25

ok, really WTF where you thinking?

2011
12.24

Man Dies After Eating Ounce of Cocaine Out Of Brother’s Butt

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/nationworld/wpix-man-dies-eating-ounce-cocaine,0,6426492.story

I can’t come with stuff like this, I mean really WTF? So this is the new Salad Tossing with happy ending? Well at least it is Darwinism at it’s best. I wonder what it will say on this guys tomb stone? How do you eulogize I guy that eats a feces cover ballon from his brother ass full of coke and dies? How does the older brother live with himself knowing is sheer stupidity  killed a family member? Whould we just give the survivor a rope with a hangman’s noose a walk away from the cell.

More Blog info here http://crimecrawlers.wordpress.com/2011/12/20/deangelo-mitchell-has-a-case-of-the-funky-butt-and-a-dead-brother/

Cheats on husband….

2011
12.24

Cheat on husband

The Awkening…

2011
12.23

The truth hurts, this really really hurts

2011
12.17

I stumbled across this little gem of a story. A bit long but extremely informative …

The truth in the banks, how we are so screwed…

 

The Truth Hurts

2011
12.07

Julian-Assange-and-Mark-Zuckerburg

Funny

2011
12.02


High Unemployment Linked To Increasing Number Of Face Tattoos

The Truth Hurts

2011
11.26