Rarely do I see something that makes me cringe, but this xray of a severely mangled hand does. I wonder what the back story of the accident that caused this wound.
Archive for August, 2010
Big Brother
2010
08.26
08.26
“The Ninth Circuit court has declared that attaching a GPS tracker to your car, as it sits in your driveway, or, by extension on a public street, and then using it to monitor every one of your movements, is totally legal, and can be performed by the police without needing a warrant. So, if you live in the Western United States, big brother has arrived.”
Rock Bottom
2010
08.24
08.24
Just when you thought you hit rock bottom, you find a whole new level to dig.
Women, never enough
2010
08.11
08.11
THE BOTTLE OF MERLOT.
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little restaurant.
So, the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.”…… and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
“For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and ’7′ inches in your pants.”
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.
He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
“Just to let you know things aren’t always what they appear to be; I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back’