Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the candidates for election.

The Human Flushing Toilet

by Twitch Thomason.

Mankind from the beginning,
An entity’s piss upon the eternal sidewalk,
Ashes to ashes dust to dust,
’til the great divine custodian’s flush.

Embarassed by what happened,
Sent up a douche was to the ruler of the night,
And that was the first sign,
That chivalry had reached the end of it’s line.

It is more than apparent,
In your face who to blame,
infamous is the game called life,
Full of strife from childhood to grown up,
And still immaturity thrives.

Messing it all up.

Rise of the jerk from motion to being,
foreseen was the demise of man,
from the dirt gave us birth,
a few cleaned ourselves.
Yet many still stunk of the mud,
And caught the eye of the janitorial infinite.

It decided to plunge the seas,
Swirl up a little chaos for reality,
And take all the stank away from you and me.

But the human flushing toilet is a dream.

More beer, more beer
All I want is more beer
More beer, more beer
All I want is more beer, more beer

When I get home from work and I’m dyin’ of thirst
All I want is more beer
I run into the kitchen and I tear off my shirt
All I want is more beer
Open up a six pack I’ll be downin’ it first
All I want is more beer
I can open up and finish faster than you
All I want is more beer
Gonna kill a case or maybe two
All I want is more beer
If there was no more beer then what would we do
All I want is more beer

More beer
More beer, more beer
All I want is more beer
More beer, more beer
All I want is more beer, more beer

All I want is more beer
All I want is more beer
All I want is more beer

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All I want is more beer
All I want is more beer
All I want is more beer

And when I wake up in the morning
My mouth’s all parched and dry, parched and dry
And I crawl to the refrigerator
And I peek inside
And I feel like somebody drove nails
Into my head and eyes
And I’m hoping and I’m praying
I hope there’s one more beer

More beer, more beer
More beer, more beer
More beer, more beer
More beer, more beer
More beer, more beer
More beer, more beer
More beer, more beer

Annoy a liberal, use facts and logic

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wisdom from a junkie

“Silence is only frightening to people who are compulsively verbalizing.”
William S. Burroughs