Douchebags are even more prevalent than the Hipsters and Scene Kids, but are on another level of annoying. I wonder if Douchebags know they are Douchebags? They have over run the local bar I used to frequent, funny how they seem to take creadit for discovering something that has been there for years. Across the street there is a Douchebag themed bar, everting a Douchebag could ever want in a “club” want be VIP area, lame Dj has a train hour, spends too much time on the microphone and not on the decks. His tracks are old stale, hie style is so 10 years ago. Perfect for those not in the know.
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.