What I Did Last Night

In the beginning

AlterEgo — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:00:43 +0000

STFU!!!

AlterEgo — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:00:36 +0000

Florida Facts

AlterEgo — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:00:28 +0000

Finally, a true map of Florida that explains this weird, but wonderful state. Those of you who live in Florida will recognize it, and those who don’t have been warned !!!

You know you’re a Floridian if….

You never use an umbrella because the rain will be over in five minutes.
You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average
Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005
“Down South” means Key West
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn’t worth waking up for.
You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
You’ve driven through Yeehaw Junction.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
You recognize Miami-Dade as ‘ Northern Cuba ‘
You dread love bug season.
You’ve worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years.
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren’t Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan, Jeanne & Wilma…Irene…Cheryl…Rita Mary… Alison
You know what a snowbird is and when they’ll leave.
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
You’ve hosted a hurricane party.
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa and Micanopy.
You understand why it’s better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.
You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn’t swim.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.

OUCH!!!

AlterEgo — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:00:56 +0000

Rarely do I see something that makes me cringe, but this xray of a severely mangled hand does. I wonder what the back story of the accident that caused this wound.

Kidnapping Monkey

AlterEgo — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:00:58 +0000

They learn quick to make a buck…

Big Brother

AlterEgo — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:00:50 +0000

“The Ninth Circuit court has declared that attaching a GPS tracker to your car, as it sits in your driveway, or, by extension on a public street, and then using it to monitor every one of your movements, is totally legal, and can be performed by the police without needing a warrant. So, if you live in the Western United States, big brother has arrived.”

times are tuff…

AlterEgo — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:00:50 +0000

Rock Bottom

AlterEgo — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:45:10 +0000

Just when you thought you hit rock bottom, you find a whole new level to dig.

Tyler Durden: Hitting bottom isn’t a weekend retreat. It’s not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO! (Fight Club)

wikipedia

AlterEgo — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 02:14:23 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

God is watching

AlterEgo — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:03:09 +0000