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		<title>The truth hurts, in relationships</title>
		<link>http://www.whatididlastnight.com/2012/01/04/the-truth-hurts-in-relationships/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 05:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlterEgo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The truth hurts&#8230; &#160; &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Meme, the truth hurts</title>
		<link>http://www.whatididlastnight.com/2011/12/25/meme-the-truth-hurts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 13:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlterEgo</dc:creator>
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		<title>Wedding Photography</title>
		<link>http://www.whatididlastnight.com/2011/11/04/wedding-photography/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:24:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlterEgo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really, WTF, is this guy an epic loser or just heart broken?]]></description>
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<p>Really, WTF, is this guy an epic loser or just heart broken?</p>
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		<title>Halloween Sluts!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.whatididlastnight.com/2011/11/02/halloween-sluts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlterEgo</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Truth Hurts</title>
		<link>http://www.whatididlastnight.com/2011/10/20/the-truth-hurts-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlterEgo</dc:creator>
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		<title>Boob, what a better way to start off the morning!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.whatididlastnight.com/2011/10/03/boob-what-a-better-way-to-start-off-the-morning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 15:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlterEgo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No better way to start a monday morning&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No better way to start a monday morning&#8230;<a href="http://www.whatididlastnight.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/boob-demotivational-12.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-639" title="boob-demotivational" src="http://www.whatididlastnight.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/boob-demotivational-12-225x300.jpg" alt="boob-demotivational" width="225" height="300" /></a></p>
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		<title>FUNNY</title>
		<link>http://www.whatididlastnight.com/2011/09/26/funny-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 20:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlterEgo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A mother passing by her daughter&#8217;s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, &#8220;Mom.&#8221; With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" title="Biker" src="http://www.freewebs.com/free_bikers/ape3.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="455" /> A mother passing by her daughter&#8217;s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, &#8220;Mom.&#8221; With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I&#8217;m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I&#8217;ve been finding real passion with him and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it&#8217;s not only the passion Mom, I&#8217;m pregnant and he said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that&#8217;s now one of my dreams too. He taught me that marijuana doesn&#8217;t really hurt anyone and we&#8217;ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we&#8217;ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so he can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don&#8217;t worry Mom, I&#8217;m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith&#8230; PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I&#8217;m over at the neighbor&#8217;s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that&#8217;s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!!</p>
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		<title>The truth hurts</title>
		<link>http://www.whatididlastnight.com/2011/07/03/the-truth-hurts-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 21:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlterEgo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife&#8217;s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.  We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.  I had been shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late.  But he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn&#8217;t flowing, so [...]]]></description>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Blackadder ITC'; font-size: large;">Wife&#8217;s Diary:<br />
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Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.  We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.  I had been shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late.  But he made no comment on it.</p>
<p>Conversation wasn&#8217;t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet, so we could talk.  He agreed, but he didn&#8217;t say much.  I asked him what was wrong;  he said, &#8220;Nothing.&#8221;  I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.  He said he wasn&#8217;t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.</p>
<p>On the way home, I told him that I loved him.  He smiled slightly, and kept driving.  I couldn&#8217;t explain his behavior.  I don&#8217;t know why he didn&#8217;t say, &#8216;I love you, too.&#8217;  When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.  He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.  He continued to seem distant and absent.</p>
<p>Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.  About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.  But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.  He fell asleep.  I cried.  I don&#8217;t know what to do.  I&#8217;m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.</p>
<p>My life is a disaster.</p>
<p></span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Stencil; font-size: large;">Husband&#8217;s Diary:</span></span><span style="color: black;"><br />
Mower won&#8217;t start.  Can&#8217;t figure it out.</span></p>
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		<title>So What?</title>
		<link>http://www.whatididlastnight.com/2010/09/25/so-what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 12:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlterEgo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Im a 43-year old male who logs on to a popular social networking site pretending to be a 16-year old girl and nobody congratulates me.]]></description>
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<p>Im a 43-year old male who logs on to a popular social networking site pretending to be a 16-year old girl and nobody congratulates me.</p>
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		<title>The truth hurts&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.whatididlastnight.com/2010/09/20/the-truth-hurts-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 12:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlterEgo</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is funny because it is too true&#8230;</p>
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