The truth hurts…
Posts Tagged ‘retard’
ok, really WTF where you thinking?
2011
12.24
12.24
Man Dies After Eating Ounce of Cocaine Out Of Brother’s Butt
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/nationworld/wpix-man-dies-eating-ounce-cocaine,0,6426492.story
I can’t come with stuff like this, I mean really WTF? So this is the new Salad Tossing with happy ending? Well at least it is Darwinism at it’s best. I wonder what it will say on this guys tomb stone? How do you eulogize I guy that eats a feces cover ballon from his brother ass full of coke and dies? How does the older brother live with himself knowing is sheer stupidity killed a family member? Whould we just give the survivor a rope with a hangman’s noose a walk away from the cell.
More Blog info here http://crimecrawlers.wordpress.com/2011/12/20/deangelo-mitchell-has-a-case-of-the-funky-butt-and-a-dead-brother/
Electile Dysfunction
2011
10.19
10.19
Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the candidates for election.
Cussing in Church
2011
10.14
10.14
A crusty old man walks into the local Catholic church and says to the
secretary, “I would like to join this damn church.”The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?”"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!”"I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.”The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the priest’s study to
inform him of her situation. The priest agrees that the secretary does
not have to listen to that foul language.
misunderstood you. What did you say?”"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!”"I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.”The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the priest’s study to
inform him of her situation. The priest agrees that the secretary does
not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the priest asks the old geezer,
“Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There is no damn problem,” the man says. “I just won 20 million
dollars in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get
rid of some of this damn money.”
“I see,” said the priest. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?